March 2012
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my 11 year old sister: I just read a book about Adolf Hitler
me: Why?
my 11 year old sister: ....I was bored and I don't have friends
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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cosmo tip #190
expertcosmotips: if u can’t lick his butthole u don’t rly love him SPOONJOB
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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i haven't had a hair cut in 2 years
im really striving for the rapunzel look, you know?
Mar 1st
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February 2012
399 posts
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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hey arnold could get it
Feb 29th
Feb 29th
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Me: Garrett are you still straight--
Garrett: No?
Me: Edge...
Garrett: OH..yes!
Feb 29th
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forever waitin for the tarc
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
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i have to wake up at 4 FUCKING AM to go to work...
wut
Feb 28th
sleeping with my back to youuuurrrrrssss, back to...
mr. curtis hates this song which makes me like it so much i just think about how much he hates it and then i miss photo 2
Feb 27th
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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i luv chai
if i could just turn into a bunch of chai i would do it. so good so good so good everyday
Feb 27th
dietcokaine: what the fuck i left my weed sitting out in my room and my jack russel fucking came up here and ate it, all of it’s gone and the plastic bag is like torn up and has teeth marks like seriously what the fuck what kind of dog eats weed LIKE BUSTER’S TURTLE IN ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
Feb 27th
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i heard the phrase "baptism by fire" too many...
like twice… two too many
Feb 27th
Feb 26th
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costco is like my family
they have churros there for a dollar and they are like 2 feet long….24 inches of deliciousness
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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FIRST.FUCKING.PAYCHECK.
CHICKA CHICKA YEAH!
Feb 24th
killt it at werk 2day
i just did, don’t make it weird
Feb 24th
Feb 23rd
someone take my shift already
im dyin rite now, y’all
Feb 23rd
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mymonstereatskiwis replied to your post: my friend’s little brother sent me a techno song he made and it’s really bad If you don’t tell him it’s bad then you are a bad sibling. He will never learn to be better unless he is given honest feedback. I regret all the times that I never told my sister she was fucking up. Don’t make my mistake!! he’s not my brother…
Feb 22nd
Feb 22nd
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my friend's little brother sent me a techno song...
but he’s dead serious about it and i don’t know what to say
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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i need to find my calculus exam where i put "jesus...
Feb 22nd
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